How to tie a tie

Step one get a tie.

Step two put the tie around your neck with the wide side on your right side.

Step three cross the wide end of your tie over the narrow end.

Step four bring the wide end under the narrow and up  through the center.

Step 5 bring the wide end over to the right.

Step 6 go around the narrow end and pull it to the left.

Step 7 bring the wide end up through the center.

Step 8 bring the wide end under the knot to the right.

Step 9 bring the wide part over the knot to the left.

Step 10 bring the wide part under the narrow part into the center.

Step 11 bring the wide end around and then through the loop.

Step 12 pull the narrow end to tighten the knot and move the knot to the center of your collar.